Friday, September 10, 2010

Grow that stache!

1. Drink lots of milk
Milk helps to increase bone density which in turn, makes your bones larger. When bones grow larger, it is often associated with hair growth. So drinking more milk can increase the amount of hair you have.
2. Massage the area where your mustache wants to be
When you massage above the lips where your mustache wants to be, you increase stimulation of hair follicles around that area. For instance, your arm pits is an area where you have many hairs. This is because it is being constantly rubbed by your arms when you move. This is the same principle when growing a mustache. Basically with you fingers, just massage your upper lips for 5 minutes a day to stimulate hair growth.
3. Eat a lot of Beef
Beef contains a lot of hormone, especially testosterone which is a male hormone. Testosterone is responsible for male features like big muscles, pubic hair, broad shoulder and mustaches. Beef contains a lot of hormones so that the meat can be tender and large. So when you eat a lot of beef, you get a lot of testosterone which helps you to grow a mustache!


  1. Fuck so this is why I'm so hairy.

  2. Nice tutorial :D, i need a stache :D

  3. im gonna get a very impressive mustache

  4. I do all three of these. I guess that's why I have to shave every damn day! YEA!

  5. Ive got an amazing mustache already ;)

  6. I already have a lots of body hair. No, thanks :P